IT'S A PLEASURE TO WELCOME YOU ABOARD

What does Carl the Flamingo whisper into the ears of new members of the Mile High Club? "Call Me Tarmac Daddy." You'll want to call him the Tarmac Daddy of style when you peep these Call Me Tarmac Daddy black shades with amber reflective lenses, inspired by our fan fave OGs, Whiskey Shots With Satan. (Frequent flier miles not included.)

MILE HIGH ADVICE...

If you want to avoid pissing off the flight attendant, don't tell them "Call Me Tarmac Daddy," when they ask you if you'd like a complimentary bevvy.

Let's get real, only Carl the Flamingo can get away with that. Keep those bevvies flowin' and channel the Tarmac Daddy of style with these Call Me Tarmac Daddy Shades instead.

(And remember, put your own shades on before assisting others in putting on their shades.)